I want to see Daniel Day Lewis say "I need to see another play like I need a hole in my head" then wink at the audience then kill John Wilkes Boothe with a bowling pin.

I want to see Daniel Day Lewis say "I need to see another play like I need a hole in my head" then wink at the audience then kill John Wilkes Boothe with a bowling pin.

I'd totally bang Tim Heidecker even though he's a fatty.

I'd totally bang Tim Heidecker even though he's a fatty.

At work tonight I heard people talking about how the election was:

At work tonight I heard people talking about how the election was:

I was watching Al Jazzera on my computer for a while.

I was watching Al Jazzera on my computer for a while.

Hey Crusher. How you feeling this morning? Still rebirthing?

Hey Crusher. How you feeling this morning? Still rebirthing?

I got really high and watched Anchorman and Cyclops before switching to Fox after twitter told me to. Obama's victory speech was kind of life affirming.

I got really high and watched Anchorman and Cyclops before switching to Fox after twitter told me to. Obama's victory speech was kind of life affirming.

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus She's actually a member of the Green Shell Party

@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus She's actually a member of the Green Shell Party

"Pipe…
Wrench…
Fight…"

"Pipe…
Wrench…
Fight…"

This made me laugh far too hard.

This made me laugh far too hard.

"Is that true?"

"Is that true?"