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Wax Tom Cruise
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I mean, it has Bond driving around the desert in a moon buggy! What's not to love here?

I mean, it has Bond driving around the desert in a moon buggy! What's not to love here?

Campy Bond is probably my favorite Bond. Then again, Diamonds Are Forever is my favorite Bond movie so my opinion in this field is worth very little.

Campy Bond is probably my favorite Bond. Then again, Diamonds Are Forever is my favorite Bond movie so my opinion in this field is worth very little.

Dame Quiverin Snatch

Dame Quiverin Snatch

Doug Benson as a DEA agent is perfect casting.

Doug Benson as a DEA agent is perfect casting.

More Bill Hader is always welcome in my book.

More Bill Hader is always welcome in my book.

"The only problem is that I don't have a friggan drink in my hand!"

"The only problem is that I don't have a friggan drink in my hand!"

I don't watch this show but good god that's a funny picture.

I don't watch this show but good god that's a funny picture.

Well this is just an opinion of course, but I thought that most of the dialogue in the movie was pretty bad. Like, individual jokes and such were funny, but a lot of the interplay between the characters seemed pretty forced. Like the scene with Vanelope and Ralph where they go on and on and on about "duty". I laughed

Well this is just an opinion of course, but I thought that most of the dialogue in the movie was pretty bad. Like, individual jokes and such were funny, but a lot of the interplay between the characters seemed pretty forced. Like the scene with Vanelope and Ralph where they go on and on and on about "duty". I laughed

It's a pretty great accomplishment when a movie can be made up largely of dialogue I thought was pretty bad yet totally make up for that in literally every other aspect of the movie. I loved the score and the visuals and especially the story's structure. The way they pulled everything together at the end was

It's a pretty great accomplishment when a movie can be made up largely of dialogue I thought was pretty bad yet totally make up for that in literally every other aspect of the movie. I loved the score and the visuals and especially the story's structure. The way they pulled everything together at the end was

Wolves are killing machines. They don't give a fook about spoiling movies in trailers.

Wolves are killing machines. They don't give a fook about spoiling movies in trailers.