Penn Ward's reading of that final "Gotchaaaaa" deserves a pulitzer.

THEORY: Marceline's "mother" was the vampire who bit her. She was either the wife/servant of Hunson Abadeer, making him Marcy's "father". At the moment, it seems that the only people in Ooo who are survivors from the Mushroom War are Ice King (who for all intensive purposes is useless), The Lich, and Marceline. As the…

THEORY: Marceline's "mother" was the vampire who bit her. She was either the wife/servant of Hunson Abadeer, making him Marcy's "father". At the moment, it seems that the only people in Ooo who are survivors from the Mushroom War are Ice King (who for all intensive purposes is useless), The Lich, and Marceline. As the…

HOLY SHIT! Sorry, this comment made me realize why I was thinking the Ice King was acting super familiar and now it just hit me that he reminds me of my great grandmother, who lived with us for years with dementia. Just…Jesus Christ guys. I need a moment here. That's pretty fucking incredible for a kids show.

HOLY SHIT! Sorry, this comment made me realize why I was thinking the Ice King was acting super familiar and now it just hit me that he reminds me of my great grandmother, who lived with us for years with dementia. Just…Jesus Christ guys. I need a moment here. That's pretty fucking incredible for a kids show.

It's because Adventure Time was SUPERFREAKINGINTENSE and requires immense discussion.

It's because Adventure Time was SUPERFREAKINGINTENSE and requires immense discussion.

We could have had it aaaaaaaaaall!
Rolling 6 ft deeeeeeeeeep!

We could have had it aaaaaaaaaall!
Rolling 6 ft deeeeeeeeeep!

What you say??

What you say??

That's on her bitch mother. I was spending that weekend flying with Wax John Travolta.

That's on her bitch mother. I was spending that weekend flying with Wax John Travolta.

It was amazing. That moment made my life.

It was amazing. That moment made my life.

Bunch of NERDS!

Bunch of NERDS!

o/` Barely even aiiiired o/`
o/` But we're running scared o/`
o/` Rather expectantly o/`

o/` Barely even aiiiired o/`
o/` But we're running scared o/`
o/` Rather expectantly o/`

o/` Tale as old as time o/`
o/` Song as old as rhyme o/`
o/` Shitty CW shoooows o/`