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Wax Tom Cruise
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o/` Tale as old as time o/`
o/` Song as old as rhyme o/`
o/` Shitty CW shoooows o/`

I'll second that. And it makes sense that raptors would be weak against a gymnast. I mean, did you see those guys at regionals? A fucking mess.

I'll second that. And it makes sense that raptors would be weak against a gymnast. I mean, did you see those guys at regionals? A fucking mess.

Wanna know what I want? Go down to Marie Calanders and get me a big bowl of  pie some ice cream on it. MmMMM good! Put some on your HEAD! Your tongue would slap your BRAINS out trying to get to it!

Wanna know what I want? Go down to Marie Calanders and get me a big bowl of  pie some ice cream on it. MmMMM good! Put some on your HEAD! Your tongue would slap your BRAINS out trying to get to it!

With Ian McShane as The Pope!

With Ian McShane as The Pope!

"Hello John." "Oh, hello John!" "Hello John!" "Hello John…"

"Hello John." "Oh, hello John!" "Hello John!" "Hello John…"

"Bingo! Dildo DNA!"

"Bingo! Dildo DNA!"

"I don't like cuntfrontations!"

"I don't like cuntfrontations!"

I'm all about stuff like this. I think the Toy Story franchise should go full-stop when it comes to feature length films, but the characters make the perfect vehicle for short films.

I'm all about stuff like this. I think the Toy Story franchise should go full-stop when it comes to feature length films, but the characters make the perfect vehicle for short films.

Mary Janes. The worst. Now if a house gave out Mary Jane on Halloween I'd hit that house up multiple times.

Mary Janes. The worst. Now if a house gave out Mary Jane on Halloween I'd hit that house up multiple times.

I died laughing at this.

I died laughing at this.

Trey and Ahmed in the AM!