Crossover!
One of the Duggars should have sex with one of the Roloffs! Cross-over!

i hated Sublime in high school mostly because i hated all the people who liked them. when i listened to them a little later they weren't that bad. guilty pleasure.

when i was a freshmen in high school i accidentally bought a cd by the "Suede" that wasn't the London Suede. That sure sucked.

somebody has to say it.
keep ka-fucking that chicken!

that show wasn't so good but Chris Parnell is cool.

bah.
her last sitcom was a bust.
i guess this couldn't be worse.

That is Fine!
Everything is Fine!

the problem with U2 is..
..that they suck. like they really suck really bad.

subway.
way better than quiznos. fyi.

Hollyweird.
The problem with most of the prostitutes that i see in my neighborhood is that they're either disgusting or they're men. If i was walking home on Santa Monica drunk one night and i saw a hot one i think i'd gladly drop 50 bucks for a b.j. before bed.

we should make Lee Greenwood and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan co-president.

they should show Zardoz. does a giant stone head in the sky count as weather?

man.
i remember when i was a kid and TWC used to just show awesome weather maps from the 80's. Now it's all movies and crappy dating shows. I want my TWC!

High end prostitutes.
I prefer the rear end prostitutes.
Bada-bing!

Courtesy of the Red White and Blue!

Step By Step.
the oldest daughter was really hot. i wonder whatever happened to her?

Hey! Somebody pay me a bunch of money for this brilliant idea!
"The Ghost Dog Whisperer" starring Forest Whitaker, Jennifer-Love Hewitt, Jamie Kennedy and RZA.
Also John Ratzenberger will play that dude from The Dog Whisperer.
I will accept my payment in the form of over-sized check.

it couldn't be worse than Couple's Retreat.

Remember that year in the NBA when the Washington Bullets had Manute Bol and Spudd Webb, the tallest and shortest guys in the NBA?
I wish more sports teams would consider the comedy angle when selecting their players.

hey!
can't wait for the Jay Leno Show to hit syndication!