Zank Robbers-
Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence(in drag) rob the Zankou chicken on Sunset and Normandie. It's not racist thought because it's roasted chicken.

well.
that video makes me want to kill myself.

i liked that Oxygen show about those old ladies who went to college. or maybe it was on Lifetime. Will Forte was on a couple episodes.

Hey!
When is the Corey Feldman/Corey Haim reality show ever coming out on dvd?

Feldman
Corey Feldman was awesome in the Lost Boys sequel even though the movie was a piece of shit. That's the last time I remember hearing from him.

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Party in the USA!

Seth Meyers
i miss seeing him in sketches. has he been in one sketch since he started doing weekend update?

Franco's pipes are clean!

<3
I've always had kind of a crush on her. I think maybe i could even pull that off if i ever got the chance.

hey!
What about G. Gordon Liddy on "Lateline?" My friend used to intern on his radio show in DC. He told me that G. Gordon would use the bathroom in tupperware containers on the air because he didn't like to hold it in.

oh who cares.
when does "Beaver" come out?

The fact that you call it that shows me you're not ready.

hey! Captain Lou Albano was the same age as Yoko Ono! yet another similarity!

hey! who do you think is gonna play William "Refrigerator" Perry in the sequel?

freshmen year of high school i had a Japanese Spanish teacher. when i got to Spanish 2 sophomore year i had no idea what anybody was saying.

i got like 6 Jerry Clower cassettes for a dollar each one time. Score!

bah.
I worked at a movie theater in high school and the owner was ALWAYS grumpy. they'll get over it.

man. "Slip Away" is so awesome. it's the first track!

i'm partial to the Dramarama version of "Goin' Blind." i used to think they wrote that song, back when i was stupid.

Hey, Ace!
Don't fuck your daughter!