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avclub-453ef031bde3e96ab264269b9eb3c7c4--disqus

REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

What're we, amateurs?

The AV Club

"I breast-fed a chimp. It was the 70s"

[funky bass]
Yeah.
Oooooh yeeeeeahhhhh.
Ultra Peepi.

Air coverage as opposed to Cap's ground infantry.

The AV Club

Put the coffee down. Coffee's for closers.

He'th got a wife, you know…

Falcon isn't a sidekick!

Yes.

"Who sent you?"
"yo Mama"
"… The cellist?"

They did a Midgard Serpent/Mortal Plane gag in Ultimates 2.

Or the Topical Letterman parody "Goofwhacker".

Those clam things on Farscape.

This is like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!

>retch<

And by Hell, I mean Robot Hell. And by Metaphorically, I mean get your coat.












YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

[calls up 13 Agreeable English professors who owes me favors]