Mein Soufflé!

"Wait, you mean a guy buys you a round and you're too cheap to get him back? No wonder they won't let you in the Justice Club, Green Lantern."
"I -ah- I'm sorry it's just that this outfit doesn't have any pockets…"
-Hitman #8

You really think Fishburne can pull off a Killraven outfit?

Third Base? I dunno…

Plastic Surgery so they can switch Fury in every movie?

Hey, Klaw DID say he was afraid of Cuttlefish's bio-generated disco lights.

Henry Peter Gyrich?

Nope, mad scramble for the Infinity Gauntlet, in the end, the Space Messiah gets it & absorbs Thanos into his soul where he becomes a farmer.

Wait, Dazzler's gonna be in it?!

You get a no-prize.

And the classic Snake Eyes silent issue is Hama's Homage/Continuation of the Steranko Fury story where he breaks into Hydra HQ.

It was implied!

Hey, if he wants in on the Marvel movie franchise, he's got my Foolkiller script and my agent's number.

Nick Furry: Agent of Y.I.F.F.*

Never Forget Bill Foster!

"… And before fieldafar's stomach coincidentally exploded in a freak accident after eating some food I made…"

GRUNKA LUNKA LUNKETY DINGREDIENT.
YOU SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SECRET INGREDIENT.

"We know a remote farm, in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there— Do you really mean that…"

… Oh, no, wait I'm thinking of Eugene, OR

Burn on that old episode order. The only things it did better than this one were suck and get canceled!