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If the president hates it it can't be crap.

Two weeks? Two weeks! In Two weeks, Quest will have the contracts and Oscorp will be dead, and you want to take the line back to formula?!

Okay, I'll go for the low-hanging fruit if nobody else will:

I was gonna write a second verse, but then I got high.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snake heads in my motherfucking urethra!

(Will Freidele walks into a casino)

The shark he has such teeth dear/
And he wears them pearly white/
Like the blade of Dusty Screech, dear
But he keeps it out of sight.
-Screech The Knife AKA Die Moritat Der Dustin Diamond

What's wrong with [Judd Nelson]?
Mah fuhst guess would be 'a lot'.

Nothin' makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder on the
Aaaaaaaaaaaairplane.

So then the lawyer tells the Don, 'he says you don't got the balls to shoot him.'

What starts with an 'F' and ends in '-uck'.

Ooh, hunting for rabbits again, Father?

'No thanks! I found a big pile of hot buttered corn!"

Whadda you mean 'we', white man?

And the Judge says, 'well yeah, a good goat'll do that.'

Very well: Death…

No, I was talking to the sheep.

This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me.

Despite all my rage I am still just a Clint in a cage.

And that, your honor, is what she was doing in my hotel room.