So how am I doing, doctor.

What are you, CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was halfway across!!

… The Clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!

I'd like to see him in a movie with Ted Raimi and Clint Howard where they play 3 weird brothers.

I sight what you did there.

The AV Club
if the cops ever find him, who knows what they'll say

How can we forget his role as the Alien Orphan in The Specials?
(Okay, granted, I thought that was Tony Hale)

Marty thought he was a lunchroom worker, so they put him to work in the lunchroom.
'How is work in the lunch-room today, Marty?'
'S'okay.'
poor Marty.

I sure do like them frahdt'mayters, mm-hmm.
(No you don't, Oprah!)

"I ordered a salad and she brought me ribs."
"Maybe that is what passes for salad here."
"That's what I don't get about you, Scandal. You'll rip a man's throat out with your teeth, but your afraid to tell a greasy soon waitress she got your lunch order wrong?"
-villains United Special

Filled to the rim…

Dong-a line.

Not even the tossed kind?

Clearly Abe Lincoln to Zobert E. Lee

>hurm<

Wine in Dead Rising. It heals more efficiently than anything, but if you use several in a row, you lose character control for a few seconds.

Thousands of years ago, after the seas rose and the Squids ruled Atlanta,the turkeys were outlawed by the red Santa Ape as the Robot Elf civil war devastated poultry supply…

…But my Alex Ross closeup Green Goblin mural is NOT FOR SALE.

Wonder what Rorschach would say about that.
(Possibly homosexual. Must investigate further.)

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