Did everything just taste purple for a second?

What do I smell or something?
>sniffs<
… Awww.

I studied the nintendians all through high school, except that day my eyes started to bleed…

Ooh. Ooh, I know this one:
Which door will the other guard tell me to go through?

Okay, show of hands— aaaaaand apparently you've already decided.

The bad guy in Fallen?

Meeseeks

Your powers are nothing compared to his, you silly billy.

(Spike Lee doesn't know whose address to angrily tweet. Goes to bed)

Looking like that, he talked his way into Jill St. John's bed. 'Nuff said.

He doesn't care. Iggy's a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full a napalm, man!
(Blares 'TV Eye')

( ° √° )
I'm inside your house now.
Call me.
; ) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

High-yield futures ain't nothin to fuck with.

COCAINE! HEDIDNTEVENANSWER.

A INTERCA-CA-RUPTIN ROCK 'N ROLL CLOWWWWWWN!

An espresso drives up in a Richard Pryor and orders a black Edsel with 2 Ford mirrors & no transmission fluid…

And a Dead Rising movie with Rob Riggle as Frank West.

Shit just got real.

"Are we gonna jump, or are we gonna sit here and jerk each other off?!"

He's dead?