SWAT Kats

… Or not enough?

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Something Something Pulling a Crazy Ivan

Mine didn't have the extenders. Tended to shake…

How can a dad be avuncular. Unless…
[sad music]
Oscar is my real father!

Will he be playing torso-like-a-half-open-refrigerator-door Captain America or covered-in-exposed-wires Iron Man?

.. So then the guy with no arms or legs says, 'hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I?'

[disgusted]
Cat Videos.

You can bottle jizz, dude.

AH-CA-CA-CA-KNOCK KNOOOOOOCK, BABY!

''I have a hard time believing Kingpin hates Chips!"
-Spider-Man

Oh, I'm well aware of that.

If Carter doesn't play Zelda or Chantal in a Sandman movie, I'll be disappointed.

''Now"?

Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat. The cook serves me an entire animal and I fight it bare-handed and tear off what I want and eat it and have the rest buried. In New Jersey!
-Dirk Anger

That is an actual thing I heard someone say.

That speech about the empire to house the machine to kick Venture's ass is the perfect representation of the supervillain mindset.

Well, I have menaced trick or treaters in a Shatner mask.
>John Carpenter Music<

Isn't that weird?