The Space Cowboy, the Gangster of Love, Maurice >wah wow<

Wave your Midar in the air if you're a true player.

Conan, what is best in life?!
A cup of warm tea, some masterpiece theater and then bed by 9.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Cimmerian Warlord.

So, still very dangerous.

The AV Club

He's a complicated man, and nobody understands him but his bathtub extractor.

Dogs and cats! Sharing a torso! Mass hysteria!

Is that a hobbit?
No, it's a hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a hobbit.

He peed himself on an airplane.
Wait, shit—

It's better.
Pulp/crime's always brought out his best.

That one was good. So's Morrison's Doom Force special, which was actually published at the height of X-Force's popularity.

Daredevil: SVU.
"The corpse was sodomized with a violin bow…''
''Well that could be anybo—''
''Thrown from 200 feet away.''

Daredevil vs Sub Mariner.
Still one of the best fights in comic history.

Especially if someone mentioned the Cleaning Woman.

Funky Tut Tut.

Still possibly my favorite comedy film opening line.

A bunch of the OC Kids dads worked on the Flash show & comics in the 90s.

Didn't Gart Ennis write an unpublished Hitman backup called Aborted Justice League?

Weird Western Sexual Hangups was my favorite Tony DeZuniga book!