As per this week's What If?, Superman probably never reversed the Earth's rotation—it was going backward because he was traveling backward in time. 
http://what-if.xkcd.com/14/

As per this week's What If?, Superman probably never reversed the Earth's rotation—it was going backward because he was traveling backward in time. 
http://what-if.xkcd.com/14/

I wonder if the Soup writers get tired of him blowing the delivery of every other joke these days. He obviously just reads the entire show cold from the prompters at this point. It pains me to say it, but I wish they'd give the show to a host who actually cares about doing it well.

I wonder if the Soup writers get tired of him blowing the delivery of every other joke these days. He obviously just reads the entire show cold from the prompters at this point. It pains me to say it, but I wish they'd give the show to a host who actually cares about doing it well.

I hope you guys will cover Theo Ellsworth's new book, "The Understanding Monster, Book One." I loved "Capacity," and this one looks like it's gonna be a nice leap forward. (Plus it's a full-color oversized hardcover, which is particularly suited to his style.)

I hope you guys will cover Theo Ellsworth's new book, "The Understanding Monster, Book One." I loved "Capacity," and this one looks like it's gonna be a nice leap forward. (Plus it's a full-color oversized hardcover, which is particularly suited to his style.)

I loved Adam & Eve, even if it was a transparent grab at becoming the next Pink Floyd. Chrome and Ferment are still lifelong essentials for me, no question. "The Nude" still gives me the shivers.

I loved Adam & Eve, even if it was a transparent grab at becoming the next Pink Floyd. Chrome and Ferment are still lifelong essentials for me, no question. "The Nude" still gives me the shivers.

Come on, now, Watcho. Grown men fully parse the context of other people's statements!

Come on, now, Watcho. Grown men fully parse the context of other people's statements!

If you're slagging bands in comment threads, "grown man" may still be somewhere past the horizon.

If you're slagging bands in comment threads, "grown man" may still be somewhere past the horizon.

Yeah, that was irritating.

Yeah, that was irritating.

The Chris Isaak Show. Make it happen.

The Chris Isaak Show. Make it happen.

You know what? You're right, and I should alter my first sentiment. I CAN imagine what would lead to believing otherwise: 1) Having poor taste in movies; 2) Having a predetermined dislike for the franchise, or 3) Some sort of childhood head trauma. Better, sweetheart?

That's a polite way of saying that if I were out of toilet paper and in desperate need, and somebody walked by and offered me a printout of this review, I'd use my hand instead.

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Almost every opinion expressed in this review is in opposition to mine. This is easily the best film in the series so far, and I can't imagine what would lead anyone to believe otherwise.

It's like a hipster hair salon up in here. Gossipy bitches be hatin'.