Ugh
I just have to accept that I'm going to disagree with Teti on almost every game - this and Kohler's review are some of the most off-the-mark I've read in a long time. This game deserves so much more credit than it's gotten - thankfully, Jeremy Parish knows what he's talking about. (It's a shame 1UP isn't worth…

Women: you can't live with 'em…
…and Tim Kring writes them as if he's never actually met one.

I agree with the George R. R. Martin recommendations - the Ice and Fire books are phenomenal. Just ignore the doucheholes who reflexively complain about the series not being finished yet.

Hey!
Why doesn't "premiere" have an accent grave? Don't tell me you guys are ditching that. In my day, we stood by our inexplicably pretentious house style quirks.

I'd rather watch A Game of Thrones on HBO.

I thought that was weird too.

Carlos never REALLY goes away
Carlos may be leaving the band for a while, but he'll be back. Every time you think you've seen the last of Carlos, he returns, causing more discomfort than ever before. If you don't want your band to get Carlos, you should avoid touring with Interpol until physical symptoms of Carlos…

Genius
This Madonna episode was a great idea - maybe now gay men will start watching Glee.

But have you "really" tried "to" get into Warren "Ellis?"

Yes, I agree. Typos should automatically give your entire family cancer.

I'm glad someone said it! I'm surprised it didn't make the list - it was the first album that came to mind when I saw the title of the feature.

:Geekery" refers to a person's enthusiastic appreciation of something, not some misshapen value judgment about its mainstream appeal.