I can totally see David Wallace going off the grid to work as a shady doctor on the Mexico border. Spending so much time dealing with Michael Scott can do that to a guy, you know.

The Preamble to the Constitution one ("We the people…") is my favorite.

Except for that pesky detail of Bloomington not having a vet school. 

I am compelled to comment, as I do every time it's mentioned on the show, that IU Bloomington doesn't have a vet school.  The vet school for the Great State of Indiana is at Purdue University. If the show can get it right about St. Elmo's Steak House, Lucas Oil Stadium, and Detlef Schrempf, they should be able to get…