i am here to confirm that the show was reasonably entertaining and humorous. gaffigan was key. anyway, a lot less bad than it sounds.

most awesomest
headline ever

pretty sure
i heard mister don draper's voice in that trailer. maybe just wishful thinking?

drugs
the first (and only…i think) time i did acid i saw p funk. a. mazing.

thai restaurant portland, or
and im sitting with a friend discussing how james gandolfini got screwed out of the emmy for the last season of the sopranos and this guy walks by and says "yeah, gandolfini got robbed!" in a sort of boston accent. my friend keeps watching him and suddenly says…

your comment just made we laugh out loud, and then panic as the truth of it dawned on me.

well said. a favorite family guy exchange from a while back:
Lois: Peter, aren't you afraid you aren't beautiful enough for TV?
Peter: Of course not. Sarah Jessica Parker is all over the damn thing these days, and she looks like a foot!

i got to get it
got got to get it

airbender?
i thought for the longest time that this was a live action version of an eyball burstingly annoying trading card tie in anime tv show. but then, i guess it might still be…

it was never easy to be a michelle rodriguez fan. her only role is eye candy that is too proud to survive

didnt she mix crystal in with the heroin? i think that was a speedball my friends

i wonder if the affair being put on hold (or off altogether) will put the teacher over the edge…maybe she becomes like the suicidal car saleswoman in sopranos? would be an interesting fall from grace for the woman who is either "dumb or pure"

tom waits is fucking fantastic
knowing he exists makes the world more palatable. sometimes i forget that, and then something like the video above happens across my way and just warms the cockles of my heart.

god dammit i love limp bizkit
no matter how many times i get the shit beat out of me for saying it, three dollar bill y'all was a good album. be gentle.

i was not aware of this fact, and it is thoroughly unacceptable. i will now go wallow in the last guardian trailer until i have forgotten this information.