Scariest motherfucker on the boat.

The part where Julie, your cruise director's severed head chases Ash around his cabin is zany fun.

Looking better and better these days.

Crank 3-D bought Michael Caine a lovely house.

The local constabulary has asked me to stop. Also, it is a pretty small town and I'm fresh out of unsuspecting hookers.

Yes, but the doofy mook community was pretty disappointed in Bobby Cannavale.

I used to be addicted to Sprunk, but now I'm all about Code Red Sprunk.

Godzilla is the dick. You don't want to see the part below the surface.

None of those are barbiturates. There is no other explanation for why people return to eat those buckets of colon blow.

I love The Kids in the Hall, but who are the old guys in that picture?

Are they going to phone them in like this current season?

Just enough time to buy some depends and scotchguard the couch.

A blog post about podcast fanfic.

I'm expecting the last season to play in slow motion. We will all spend a year watching him make it off the plane into baggage claim. Fin.