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London, Ontario. Constantly making me think good things are happening in London, England. Where basically fuck all is going on. It's been 2 bloody months since I saw Mastodon!

Old Boy had a fairly memorable food scene. Dee-licious.

Also, "I'm seeing double! Four Krusties!"

When Grandpa shouts "Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!" at the newly stimulated Homer, I crack right up.

Dr Nick is more obscure than Prof Frink? uh, hello everybody!

You know what I do when I want to see Kickboxer with Van Damme? I watch Kickboxer with Van Damme.

When I joined Clown Fight Club I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know… the glory of fighting a clown.

There's only one way to resolve this… group sex.

"Stewart Lee and his writing partner Richard Herring" - ha ha, bad luck Rich.

I was going to use these to teach unti I read "X is for Extinction".

At least they rippied off the only good bit from the Coppola film.

Is that Edward Norton playing Matthew Perry in Hot Lava?

Clit Commander Bond

I was in the States for the last Winter Olympics and the commentary was painfully banal. They just described what was happening on the screen (which I could see) instead of explaining the technical aspects etc. But what was worse was the commercial breaks every 5 minutes. You only ever saw one run at a time! We…

Uncomfortable like the back of a Volkswagen?

Good job you specified NOT Jackie Chan isn't it?

All I want to add is that I was also very sad when Isis quit. But we can be thankful that they existed at all.
Oh, and although their albums suck these days (ie since Justice) Metallica are still excellent fun live. Since they mostly play the old stuff.

Josh Modell - you definitely don't need any of those CDs. I mean those ones in particular.

Not that I loved it but isn't the point of the black mirror to show a distorted reflection of society? It's not meant to be realistic - he's exaggerating our failings. Although Waldo "rarely even makes the kind of cogent points…" the public still love him. He's idiotic because they are. It's the public who are being…