Fuck yea.

I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of women ovulated in unison and then lost their shit. I fear something terrible has happened.

Browne plays guitar on the Nico version. My favorite arrangement is Gregg Allman's.

I wanna run through your secret garden.

I once tried to woo a Nietzsche-quoting Reed College girl with a Belle and Sebastian mix. Spoiler: Didn't work.

I give you special FAP dispensation, despite your reservations.

"Pollard has already written 47 songs about the incident."

I expect to be underwhelmed by this on first viewing, which is why I'm trying to temper my expectations. I had the same experience with Hot Fuzz, but I later rewatched that and enjoyed it 3000x more the second time. These films are simply too densely packed with tiny jokes to fully absorb all of the funny on first…

All I know is Will Poulter was great in "Wild Bill." Everybody should watch that (with subtitles) instead of this shitfiasco.

"Scored to tacky ’80s pop hits “Sister Christian” and 'Jessie’s Girl'"
I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A STURGEON

Rza should direct the next Kung Fu Panda.

Rza should direct the next Kung Fu Panda.

Warrior was fantastic. I love how nobody told the actors that they were acting in a schlock action flick and they could phone it in. Every performance was perfect pitch. I was perfectly willing to overlook how ridiculous the storyline was.

Warrior was fantastic. I love how nobody told the actors that they were acting in a schlock action flick and they could phone it in. Every performance was perfect pitch. I was perfectly willing to overlook how ridiculous the storyline was.

AFFC was vital to the Jaime Lannister character arc, which is for my money  the most interesting of the series. The other key characters—Jon, Cersei, Tyrion, pretty much the entire Stark family (ugh, Sansa)—endure a lot of shit but are essentially the same characters they were at the beginning of the series. Jaime…

Michael Caine never goes off half cockney.

clap your hands and say bleh