But none of that means shit if I can't get the weatherman's golf tip!

Or as Mick Jagger knew him, "The Gobblin' Queen."

I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can,
I caught me some AIDs
From the Bare Naked Ladies,
I'm Popeye the sailor man, toot toot!

That's because it finishes:
"I turned on the gas,
And burned off my ass."

Aziz?

Oh man, I thought you were talking about Aziz.

I hate sand… so coarse… rough… hard to swallow… filling but not nutritious… choking hazard…

Cornier than fat guy shit.

Congratulations.

Was this just a quick rewrite of the press release?

He sang backup on a couple tracks on that Scarlett Johanssen Tom Waits album, which means he probably did some uncredited production on it, which means he is music history's greatest monster.

But don't take my word: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

His acoustic version of Dead Man Walking on Conan was haunting. It really convinced me to give Earthling a close listen.

Kevin Smith always sucked.
Jim Carrey still rules*

I'm Junior Senator McCheese

Me too! But after watching Debbie Does Dallas!

He claims to have had the entire Star Wars saga plotted out from the beginning. Meanwhile, Kasdan has said the whole "Darth Vader as Luke's father" thing came out of a script rewrite on Empire.

Me too!

You got me. When you assume about Canada, you make an "eh" out out of "sue me."

Bob Dylan spent the whole dang night there.