Costanza!

Apparently the Puritans thought the Jews were wicked queeahs.

You may enjoy Star Fucking Hipsters.

SPLUNJ!

Garbage Day was in the sequel.

Apology retracted if you're going to be such a jerk about it. This is exactly why not everyone is entitled to an opinion.

I understand how harsh that sounded. I apologize; just because you're clearly not really "entitled" to your opinions for the reasons outlined, I guess it's rude to say.

I have to say, not everyone is entitled to their opinion. Some people, ie you, don't have the experience or critical ability to form an educated opinion.

Nah. She gained 40 pounds.

The difference is that those pieces were written *after* Amy Schumer had accomplished something worth being excited about.

Nah, still don't like her.

Jon Lovitz

Obommunism!

I forgot that I haven't seen Rogue Nation.

chook a chook a OHHHH YEAHHHHH

"Bring out the Gimp."

The toilet at Ping's All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet on Santa Monica sure won't!

Miles and Miles O' Keefe!

Time of the Apes.

(muttering) You'll have to pay a small fine…