In no real order:

His last words: "You wanna piece of me, Megatron?" to which Megatron responded "I'll take two!" before ripping him in half. My favorite part of the entire Transformers series, easily.

Tyler's reponse was perfect, I'd have done the same thing in his place. Except I would have added a "lol no one cares what lesbians think" at the end for good measure.

Yeah, i heard/saw the same things, which sucks, because I was mighty excited for this here vidya game. This is what I get for daring to hope, I s'pose.

Mike, I agree. If I was infinitely more wealthy, successful, and charming, I can see you and I being good friends.

Her?

Omelette du fromage?

HE IS HERE TO FIND THE TRUTH OH YEAH

Whatever, nigga.

As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be another way!

THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS!

Yes! The Feeny thing is the first thing I thought of when I saw this article! That and one of Corey's brother's girlfriend's (ugh, totaly misuse of apostrophes) songs about the brother. It went like this:

My mom was pretty against the SImpsons, but my dad won cool parent points by letting me watch it behind her back.

I like that suit
I really do hope we shed our boring, current clothes for awesome shit like that in the future. I don't care if it's all for looks and has does absolutely nothing, shoulder pads, glowing lights, and wires are what I want to be fucking wearing.

The movie will most likely gloss over how mentally disturbed the kids really are in favor of a rousing tale about the power of teamwork, friendship, and heterosexual love. Hollywood, I tells ya!

Good Burger meets Eraserhead

Yeah man, bunch of fucking wastes of sklin need to lykncyhed.

This nigga whole style
Straight baby thighs, son.

Lol, no.

Silent Shout is their best, but their other two albums have some gems ("Neon" "Lasagna" "Pass this On").