Bleh is right, gonzalez is boring as hell.

Well, since SPOILERS it's heavily implied that chell has been asleep for hundreds of years, during which the Combine came, dominated, wiped out humanity, and left, it could pretty much be anywhere.

Programmed by some of the smartest people in the world to be a moron, as Glados points out. Yeah, I guess that makes sense; I just liked the atmosphere in the first game more, is all.

You guys are awful at not feeding trolls.

Yeah, I don't know what changed, but it made the show a little less awesome in my opinion. Still, I'll watch it, because it's fucking Superjail. That, and jailbot/Alice always make me smile.

May you be forced to spend all eternity trapped in a room with only Johnny Cage.

Also, I love love LOVE the turrets. I know they only have like, 10 lines of dialogue total (well, 20 if you count the malfunctioning ones), but every time they talk I get both creeped out and jealous that our universe doesn't have military turrets that cautiously and cutely ask "are you still there?" in synthesized…

Test results are in, you are a bad person.

Portal 2 is great, but I do miss the sinister atmosphere of the first game. the first time around, Glados just seemed more evil, and the environment—sterile testing grounds with a color scheme primarily based on white— really made it feel like you were fighting for your life. Not to say that it doesn't feel like…

@ Maeloure, maybe you missed when I said Tyler Perry delivers on the shittiest scale imaginable. I'm not saying his movies are great, or a perfect look at what the black community wants, but it does deliver in that it has black people behaving in a believable manners/traditional "black" values (quotes because it's…

Outkast is still good. The Love Below/Speakerboxxx might have been spotty, but the good songs were fantastic ("She Lives in my Lap", "Dracula's Wedding", and "Bowtie" regularly make rounds on my zune). I do think ATLiens is their best, though, and everything else is pretty solid, too. In my opinion, Andre is one of…

Tyler Perry is successful because no one makes movies for black people. White people sit around and drool over the King's Speech and Black Swan, but the "black community" doesn't give a shit about Natalie Portman or stuttering monarchs. Tyler Perry delivers what we want, albeit in the shittiest form possible;…

I want me some of those polasian women.

WIERD AL YANKY WAS A WHORE!
ALWAYS BEGGING FOR MY SONGS
WEIRD AL YANKY WANTED MORE!
HE DOESN'T KNOW COVERS ARE WRONG!

Ron and April were fantastic tonight. Every interaction they had made me smile/wish I was more like Ron Swanson with my own personal April to throw away tofu bacon with.

Drug runners is the only answer, though I would also LOVE a haunted house/scooby doo episode.

Yeah, in the back of my mind I knew Katya would die, I was just hoping she wouldn't. Still, Barry's laughter made it all worth it.

"DARE" is actually one of the best Gorillaz songs. You are just a dumb head.

The reason there isn't an electronic music column is because everyone on this site is painfully unaware of electronic music as a whole. Look at the Gateway to Geekery on Chicago house or reviews for FlyLo's stuff, and both reviewers and the commenters seem to still think electronic music is synonymous with techno. …

100 most influential people?
Lol.