Messing up people's hair in a little-league "great try there, Tiger" way, or in a There's Something About Mary way?

"Nice beaver!"

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus I was curious about that and tried Googling it, but the only thing that came up was decidedly non-racist advise on moisturizing to prevent dry knee skin.  I don't think that in this instance the crying on the inside was warranted.

Even his ostensibly child-oriented stuff got pretty salty.  I still have a poem from Rhyme Stew burned into my memory, since it (and Quentin Blake's accompanying illustration of a disrobing female and nerdy-looking kid) shocked my ten-year-old nervous system like an electric eel:

@avclub-c887c2fe6d6bcbddb2b6d60038ad98b5:disqus Hawt!

It's not strange at all if you consider foot fetishism an inherited genetic trait.  Imagine how through most of modern history, modesty dictated that women cover up their bodies almost completely, and still does in many cultures.  So, while most men grew up without any exposure to the female figure and its…

You're probably right, but just to be sure, could you please post some pics?

Dennis Reynolds, ladies and gentlemen.

That's bad.

Tentative gratitude?

I hit my thousandth like 2 weeks ago, but was too shy to tell anyone about it.

Bless your heart.  Here's a poem I've written especially for the occasion:

Speaking of Tom Hardy and dogs, check this out (and sorry if I'm the 50th or so person to bring this to your attention):

Great deduction there, Columbo.

Nice, a game of Hangman!  I'll pick a "c"…

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Still better than Twilight…

Pray for Mojo.

I went into a bar down by the docks the other day, and there's this old pirate sitting there with a peg-leg, a hook-hand, and an eye-patch.  "Wow, you must have some interesting stories," I said to him.

So it's Japanese, then?