@avclub-98470000dfdbcbccf2c7cd42d80955ae:disqus Petey Wheatstraw is so awesome!

That's actually a longstanding problem I've had with The Daily Show.  For all their intelligence and wit, which cuts to the core ridiculousness of so much politics, it's hard to appreciate their giving irredeemable politico shitheads a platform to present themselves in front of an audience whom they could never on…

That's actually a longstanding problem I've had with The Daily Show.  For all their intelligence and wit, which cuts to the core ridiculousness of so much politics, it's hard to appreciate their giving irredeemable politico shitheads a platform to present themselves in front of an audience whom they could never on…

Th-Thanks, O'Neal.  Aw, fuck it… [leaves computer, goes off to hug son for the rest of the day]

Th-Thanks, O'Neal.  Aw, fuck it… [leaves computer, goes off to hug son for the rest of the day]

Same here.  Just read about it now; near tears; horrified.  I can't stomach the thought of moving stateside  with my wife and son when I read things like this, even though I'm applying for employment there.  I really think I've got to move back home to Newfoundland instead, where even if I'm fairly poor at least I…

Same here.  Just read about it now; near tears; horrified.  I can't stomach the thought of moving stateside  with my wife and son when I read things like this, even though I'm applying for employment there.  I really think I've got to move back home to Newfoundland instead, where even if I'm fairly poor at least I…

Clutch!  I might actually get around to watching this show now.  Mission accomplished, soundtrack Vol. 2.  Earth Rocker in March!  Clutch!

Clutch!  I might actually get around to watching this show now.  Mission accomplished, soundtrack Vol. 2.  Earth Rocker in March!  Clutch!

Yes, but it's also an excerpt from T.S. Eliot's "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock":

Yes, but it's also an excerpt from T.S. Eliot's "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock":

Salt 2: Saline, Saline, Over the Briny Seas

Salt 2: Saline, Saline, Over the Briny Seas

Athter Earf

Athter Earf

I could not hear anything above the clatter of my wife's breasts.

I could not hear anything above the clatter of my wife's breasts.

Butler's character in 300 has nothing on the "We put this festival on you bastards…" guy in the yelling department.

Butler's character in 300 has nothing on the "We put this festival on you bastards…" guy in the yelling department.

Let's just go ahead and write that together, @Dikachu:disqus .  I imagine that there's a lot of drama surrounding the fact that Huey, Dewey and Louis are co-heirs to the McDuck fortune.  Also, Huey and Dewey are in a love triangle with Webigail, who secretly favours Louis, who secretly favours Doofus (who has,…