I'm moved almost to emabarrassed tears by the gravitas of everything Gish says and does throughout the film, especially the way she says the line, "Them olden days, them hard, hard times." If she and Atticus Finch could get together, they'd have the safest, most carefully nurtured children ever.

No shit. I really really want to have a beer with this guy.

A Little Dousche Coupe?

Have you heard of this "Kite Runner" movie?

He should polish it's nigh un-look-at-able design a bit if he wants his movie to take the world by storm. The latest entry on his imdb page is from 2001, so you know he's got nothing but time on his hands.

stick it in my childhood
This is gonna buy my childhood dinner, take it home and have hot, consensual sex with it. Then it'll never call again.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

One of the movies on the syllabus starred the drummer from the Beatles.

Condescending hipster, um, douchebags.

we are the goon squad and we're coming to town
beep beep

deer in the headlights
You coud've asked Jessica Alba anything, *anything*, and she probablyl would've given the same answer. It's like a madlib. You could replace 'Rodman' with the name of whoever directed Rise of the Silver Surfer.

somebody pay mr bridger
It took him four words to sell me this movie, if only those four words would turn out to be true.

just one hand?
If you don't want your sex doll's corpse identified, you need to cut off both hands, and also knock out all the teeth. And rinse your DNA out from wherever you may have left it.

i thought charles sheen's real name…
…was Carlos. Carlos Estevez. How could a dude named Emilio have a brother named Charles? And their dad's name is pronounched 'mar-TEEN,' which rhymes with his fake last name.

code 4
I hope that F is Good Luck Chuck.

awesome schlock indeed
Tasha must've been sober when she saw this film. I did, and I wasn't, and it was pretty hilarious (it was also in downtown Brooklyn, where people yell at the screen). Not quite Gamera hilarious, but close. There's one scene during the big L.A. battle where a beat cop looks up at the giant snake…

thanks
both of you

what about the voice of geddy lee
How did it get so high? I wonder if he speaks like and ordinary guy.

music geeks
Fucknuts seems like a really classy guy who'd be really fun to converse with at a cocktail party. Music coverage written by people who know a lot about music totally sucks. Stuff I don't already know about isn't worth reading about, man.

i zelaz ny
Never read me no Howard. But I did read one Zelazny book: Damnation Alley, when I was a kid, because it had that cool truck on the cover. The book was nowhere near as memorable as the staggeringly ridiculous movie, starring Jan-Michael Vincent, George Peppard, and Jackie Earle Haley.