also
I like that him and his friends are already referring to this imaginary bar by a nickname

more hate
you know, I never really realized how much I actually hated this guy until I read this.

About Schmidt
Does this count? I thought that first scene of Nicholson waiting for his retirement to start was pretty great

no WEEN?!
Sorely missing is Ween's "Buenos Tardes Amigo" off of Chocolate and Cheese

THE VENTURE BROS
one of the greatest

typo
"ov?"

The Melvins and Metallica
Most covers the Melvins do are better than the originals (Going Blind by KISS, Today your love tomorrow the world by The Ramones).

Freelance Police
Max, of Sam and Max: Freelance Police