Hannity: "Annnnd this just in to snap Bubba Guppy out of his moment of peaceful placidity…new reports from an unnamed Twitter egg-avatar have led Fox News to confirm that Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton have agreed to become Co-Supreme Rulers of a Socialist Islamic Caliphate whose goals include replacing all American…

The office has been on a steep decline ever since Harding was photographed leaving the White House without a hat. Disgraceful.

No need to apologize. Absolutely perfect pop song.

I feel bad for next year's envelope handlers. They are going to be kept in a sound-proof booth with armed guards and kept away from all the pretty celebs. Thanks a lot, Brian…

Yes, unfortunately "pushback" from the right does not extend to the Senate, where Republicans unanimously voted for Jeff fucking Sessions.

He left Sterling Cooper around the same time as Salvatore Romano.

Same here. I finally listened to "We Live in the Zone Now" last week, and it was fucking great. I have been plowing through the back catalog since then.

This was a really great episode. Super interesting and informative (I know shamefully little about the situation in Syria) but also hilarious and entertaining.

What's the matter? Don't like someone shouting at you that: a) You're not getting it!, b) Step outside of your elite liberal bubble!, and c) "Real Americans" don't watch Game of Thrones!

I'm so, so glad I didn't have to scroll very far in this comment section to see a "Fuck Joe Scarborough".

Beverly! How the hell are you? What?! NO! Old Chester? A PALOMINO? They're beautiful! Yesss, gorgeous golden fur!

So then what's the alternative to fact-checking? How do you effectively fight back against an administration which spews constant bullshit?

I'll just stick with plain white bread thank you very much, maybe with a GLASS OF WATER ON THE SIDE FOR DIPPIN'!

Oh my god why am I just learning about this!?! This article is glorious:

Next time you go, ask if you can try something off the "kids menu"! Hi-oh!

Pequod's is really great in the restaurant, but loses a lot if you get delivery or carry-out. The burnt edges add a unique crunch and flavor, and when the pie is fresh out of there is nothing like it. But if the pizza cools down a little the burnt edges start to take on an unpleasant astroturf texture.

His dickishness is exactly why he's great at his job. To be a good investigative journalist, you need to be kind of a dick (or whatever the acceptable lady version of a dick is). The press' most essential function is to be adversarial, to hold those in power accountable ALWAYS. Basically, those in power should think…

I quite enjoy You're the Worst, but I do think AVC overhyped it, especially with season 2.

"Jim Gaffigan: Inoffensive"

Now, I don't want to go on a rant here…(WOOOOO! HE SAID HE DOESN'T WANT TO, BUT HE'S TOTALLY ABOUT TO GO ON A RANT!)