Please stop saying 'amazeballs'

Please stop saying 'amazeballs'

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up our garden…

Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up our garden…

Hear ye, hear ye! Ye olde town cryer proclaimed crappy by all! Chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world!

Hear ye, hear ye! Ye olde town cryer proclaimed crappy by all! Chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world!

Oh my stars!

Oh my stars!

I like Deadmau5. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

I like Deadmau5. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

All work and no DAWES make DAWES a DAWES DAWES

All work and no DAWES make DAWES a DAWES DAWES

Am I the only one that genuinely likes this friggin show? I think this episode was a big step forward. I want to see more of the coach, he is priceless. Hmmm, that's some good prose…

Chargers suck. Philip Rivers has a stupid face.

(Chris Traeger voice) Clyde is, litrally, the worst character on television.

Please, by all means, spoil away. I'm already done with this show.

Sad news for sure. I remember thinking that these books, when i was about 10-12, were all time classics, the equivalent of War & Peace or Moby Dick. I probably read about 4 and kinda got tired of them. But they led me to read a whole bunch more stuff, for which i gotta thank Jacques.
Orlando the Axe was a complete…

People who think Flaming Lips are better than AF are probably old, and therefore completely irrelevant. There, i said it.

This would be a good argument if this show wasn't completely awful, but i just watched the first episode annnnnnndddd….

Real dialogue from the first episode, which i just watched
"I only like the best narcotics."
"Just go buy some drugs on credit, and you'll finally get Mr. Happy to the furry city."
"You better make it quick. I took a truckload of pills."
"She's all pilled up!"