I hated this episode so much. I gave it a C+ only because I love Broadway. Unlike half of these bitches who have no idea what designing for a show like Godspell means, I really love Broadway. Only Mondo, Austin, and, to a lesser degree Michael C. really thought about how women's costumes need to work on stage,…

I swear half of these bitches get on this show just so they can dress up for the runway themselves.

Holy crap. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. You are echoing my thoughts to an unnerving degree.

The only ting that stopped from giving this steaming pile of crap an F was…. pity. There was so little about cooking and so much about…. shit other than cooking. Really? How is it even remotely fair to make the final two cross country ski then shoot guns. Absolutely ludicrous.

Up your nose with rubbery fettucini.

I was thinking he was suggesting they COOK Austin Scarlett. They would be disappointed. That dish would be stringy & bitter.

Best line of the night?

I totally didn't catch that. It's still on our DVR. I'll have to check that out tonight.

Please. Meet some of my friends.

Interesting….

The thing about Cougartown for me is this. While it may not be the funniest comedy currently running, I think it's the comedy that, for me, has the most heart. As wildy sarcastic as these people can get, as zany & as quippy as it can be, there's moments like last night, or the one where they bury Bobby up to his neck…

Although some of the early Jules/Grayson stuff was extremely funny. But the show did need at least 5-6 episodes to start finding it's footing.

And would show up in random episodes, occasionally killing non-essential cast members…. like Barb.

Penny Oven! (Too soon?)

I turned to my husband & yelled out "I love Phantom Tollbooth too!".

The only reason to watch PR is Swatch, Tim Gunn & Heidi. And maybe to make fun of whatever shade Michael Kors chooses to be each week. This All Stars version? blergh.

Panther Pad?

And then, of course, there will be the Cirque du Soleil adaptation in Vegas "Squmash" starring Cher as Katherine McPhee and Aretha Franklin as Meghan Hilty. It will be epic…. wait for it… dairy.

If Kenley makes one more outfit with a Peter Pan collar, I'm going to kill Tinkerbell.

We were calling it "Couture from the House of Frankenstein".