Actually, The Big Lebowski IS There's Something About Mary for hipsters.

"You wanna know what happened to Kramer? I'll tell you what happened to Kramer. He was ticked off. About the keys! Yeah, that's right - about the keys! Thought he got a bad rap!"

You were talking about cum, right?

It actually feels like more than twenty years since I first heard Ten. I'd been trying to feel up my Grade 8 girlfriend at a party in the dark for about an hour. And then Alive came on. First boob touch.

You think Matthew Broderick has only killed two people,?

SPRINGFIELD COPS ARE ON THE TAKE
BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPCET FOR THE MONEY WE MAKE

You're saying that the FBI knew the last name of the killer and his height and so they went around quesitoning every Ramirez they could find until they got to one who was 5'6"?

The funny thing is, it was when "The Office" won Best TV Comedy at the Golden Globes in 2004 that everyone in North America said, hey, wait a minute, what was that show called again? Should I go watch it and give millions of dollars to its creators?

And all the races sing "Shoobie-doobie-do-do-do-dah-do-doobie-doobie-do-do-dah-do-doobie-doobie-do-do-do-yeah!"