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Alien 4-Ever
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… I'll take care of her.

Spring breaaakk…

They takin' food out of these babies' mouths.

You a tough little bitch?

Spring breeeaaaak…

America made me. And only America can set me free.

YOU'RE READING POETRY. READ MY SHIT. INGEST IT.

Of course you did, sweetheart. I'm straight up GANGSTA.

I OWN A WAREHOUSE OF THAT SHIT.

@avclub-b1ef00d12df9bd49c8c9718c39df0771:disqus Does it have bikinis and big booties? Cuz that's what life is about, y'all.

Yous a tough little bitch, aint ya? Tough little bitches runnin' around here today.

This is the fuckin' American dream. This is my fuckin' dream, y'all!
All this sheeyit! Look at my sheeyit!
I got … I got SHORTS! Every fuckin' color.
I got designer T-shirts!
I got gold bullets. Motherfuckin' VAM-pires.
I got Scarface. On repeat. SCARFACE ON REPEAT. Constant, y'all!
I got Escape! Calvin Klein Escape! Mix it