Yeesh, this schtick bites!

Let me tell you something kid, this may seem like your moment now, but you aren't gonna make it anywhere with these flash-in-the-pan schticks. You want a schtick with some staying power, like Urkel, or the "Where's the Beef" lady!

This schtick could do with a reboot!

This schtick's going places, I tell ya!

*spits out cigar*

Yeah, no kidding, pal! This Spider-man schtick needs a reboot, hard.

Where the hell ya been, Miller? Guy Posting in Wrong Thread has been around for ages! Good schtick.

All right, fine, let me check my files… sheesh, can't even let a schtick assessor do his job…

If there was ever a hamster schtick, I never got around to assessing it, I can tell you that much.

This schtick, I like.

Well, at least this schtick isn't taking up a lot of your time, I'll give you that, kid.

Look, I just assess the schticks, I don't actually have any regulatory power.

That schtick has legs!

What's with the number sign and the no spaces between the words, kid? I can hardly even read this schtick!

This schtick's just kinda wasting my precious time.

You're tellin' me, pal! I can barely keep up with all of these crazy schticks!

Ehhhhh, it could do with a schmear more meta.

Me give this schtick letter F and number 0.

ChrisCookieMonsterConley? Uh, yeah, I think we might have reached the schtick singularity here.

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STAY OUT OF MY TERRITORY.