(sigh) IT is not literally a spider. IT is not literally a clown.

Precisely.

Now will do the fandango?

You want it all, but you can't have it.

Please stop saying the Dark Tower movie is based on all SEVEN books.

Sai King has given it his stamp of approval. That is all that matters to me.

I use IT all the time, even if it does look like "information technology". People going to IT might be disappointed that it's only the first half of the story.

Kill me, who the hell is Merida?

Django Unchained, but sorry.

A long, long time ago I was a member of the Muppet fan club and would receive occasional behind-the-scenes newsletters. One of them, had to be late 1979, featured a pic of Whitmire…looked all 70s dudeish, grinning broadly with flannel shirt and denims, looked like Kenny Loggins. Flash forward to the above pic, damn…

That would be the primary reason she has been doing nothing but Maybelline commercials for like, two decades?

The ending of The Graduate is pretty clear where that happy ending REALLY went to.

Agreed. And it states the case for Serkis and others to garner more praise for motion-capture as a new form of acting.

Sekond!

And most of the cast…every other one died it seems, every three months or so. The best, but craziest, drama on tv .

i saw the movie. Dude, geezus, it's fucking confetti.

Nope, but there is a sniveling "comic relief" kid who does. And the talent show actually provides a "dramatic counterpoint" to Naomi Watts' journey to attempting the murder in a montage—little girl singing, then cut to Watts in the car, cut to tap dance routine, cut to Watts nearing the forest. You can cut the…

I wish I could say differently, but…nope.

Well you see. He did all the planning in the hospital bed, then crawled out at night days before the surgery to set up everything because he knew he was going to die. And this is not my smarmy riposte, it WAS IN THE MOVIE.

Let us not forget that what finally vindicates Henry in his claim against the Evil Stepfather Policeman is not Mom, but the Touty African American School Principal who finally understood the Abused Girl's situation by seeing her emotional pain expressed through her fantastic dance recital. If only DCFS workers had…