I wouldn't hold my breath. Snarky but funny headlines aside, Spade apparently can't be arsed to do much press. I've been trying to get him on the phone pretty much since Rules of Engagement premiered, but although I think I've been offered interviews with every other member of the cast at this point, but they never…

See, it's headlines like this that keep me from getting on the phone with David Spade…

See, it's headlines like this that keep me from getting on the phone with David Spade…

Let's see…Saturday my wife and I finally got around to seeing The Hunger Games - I got her the books for Mother's Day - and we both really enjoyed it. I also belatedly watched Drive (look, this is what happens when you have a kid and can't get a sitter for every movie you want to see in the theater), and in addition…

Let's see…Saturday my wife and I finally got around to seeing The Hunger Games - I got her the books for Mother's Day - and we both really enjoyed it. I also belatedly watched Drive (look, this is what happens when you have a kid and can't get a sitter for every movie you want to see in the theater), and in addition…

Pft. I love the Cure. They just didn't come to mind first…probably because my favorite songs of theirs are incredibly unhappy both in sound and lyric. (I'm a major fan of Bloodflowers.)

Pft. I love the Cure. They just didn't come to mind first…probably because my favorite songs of theirs are incredibly unhappy both in sound and lyric. (I'm a major fan of Bloodflowers.)

I know no such thing.

I know no such thing.

The best part of that was Brick holding up a finger as if to say, "Wait for it…"

As considered in last week's AVQ&A, some questions are better left unanswered.

As considered in last week's AVQ&A, some questions are better left unanswered.

I'm just this guy, you know?

I'm just this guy, you know?

The shortness of the H8R clip was genius. 

The shortness of the H8R clip was genius. 

And yet Leary was great when I interviewed him and not the least bit prickly…and, believe me, I gave him the perfect excuse to be at the end of the conversation when I closed by asking, "I love both (you and Bill Hicks) and have
never tried the side-by-side comparison: are people just blowing smoke
when they claim…

And yet Leary was great when I interviewed him and not the least bit prickly…and, believe me, I gave him the perfect excuse to be at the end of the conversation when I closed by asking, "I love both (you and Bill Hicks) and have
never tried the side-by-side comparison: are people just blowing smoke
when they claim…

There was a lot of cigar smoke. I was very distracted.

There was a lot of cigar smoke. I was very distracted.