Zabadoo!

AHA!

Tell your mother what time it is for me, okay?

MOTHER FATHER CHINESE DENTIST

I'm 30.

Ya hafta work BLUE!
BLUE!
That's what ya do!

I could be more wrong. There's always room for that.

I have a daughter and she's CRAZY! She does the funniest things!

I like Jesus! I think he's the best! What do ya'll think?

Good comedians bodies have a way of shutting down when they start writing rape jokes.

If your keys ever fall into a river of molten lava, let 'em go. 'Cause man, they're gone.

You talkin' 'bout Chereth Cutestory?

Makes more sense. I was drinking when I watched it and was feeling pretty protective of Pepitone by that time after seeing his weird life.

After watching "The Bitter Buddha," I'm inclined to agree. I percieved him to be undeservedly nasty to Pepitone (not that Pepitone's a saint.) But maybe they have some secret beef or something.

POW!

Great call.

I saw Wiseau and SESTOSTERONE at a Q&A at the Plaza Theatre in Atlanta. While Tommy was autographing the DVD I bought, he noticed the Tom and Jerry shirt I was wearing. His quote?

IT WOULD SEEM TO ME THAT YOU ARE THE EXPERT, MARK!

"CALL A LOCKSMIIIIITH!" "CALL A LOCKSMITH!"

"Spivey then signed a new deal with 20th Century Fox TV, where she's now working on the new upcoming Fox animated comedy 'Murder Police.'"