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Governor Tankerbell
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Starz to Grammer: "Step into my office…Stay cool and sit on it."

DUDE! SHOW ME YOUR WEENIS!

DUDE! SHOW ME YOUR WEENIS!

You know why.

You know why.

All you need is Kill!
Lots and lots of lethal kill!
Your lifeless mouth's
neither North nor south
it stays still!
All you need is kill…

All you need is Kill!
Lots and lots of lethal kill!
Your lifeless mouth's
neither North nor south
it stays still!
All you need is kill…

Thank you.

Thank you.

Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? Otherwise, Lindsay Lohan may hit you.

Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? Otherwise, Lindsay Lohan may hit you.

"Plus, I'm dying. I got the results of the test back - I definitely have hibernation sickness."

"Plus, I'm dying. I got the results of the test back - I definitely have hibernation sickness."

You're not, Mr. Marshall?

You're not, Mr. Marshall?

And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the Ewoks that Skywalker ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the Ewoks. They exist only as a metaphor for good vs. evil. And their blank

And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the Ewoks that Skywalker ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the Ewoks. They exist only as a metaphor for good vs. evil. And their blank

"Oh, I bet she gives great helmet." No clue as a kid.

"Oh, I bet she gives great helmet." No clue as a kid.

Mitt Romney, first: "Hey, campers!"