I think she might have been Snooki/
Doesn't matter, had sex
She looked orange and pukey/
Doesn't matter, had sex.

I will profane your fuckin' remains, EB.

I will profane your fuckin' remains, EB.

I don't think the last season of the Jersey Shore will be able to provide answers to all the mysteries in a way that will satisfy everyone.

I don't think the last season of the Jersey Shore will be able to provide answers to all the mysteries in a way that will satisfy everyone.

You wanna little bite? Somethin' to nosh?

You wanna little bite? Somethin' to nosh?

@joaquinstick:disqus For what it's worth, I enjoyed those jokes, sir.

@joaquinstick:disqus For what it's worth, I enjoyed those jokes, sir.

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I don't wanna hear no fuckin' shit and I don't give a shit. You owe me a car.

I don't wanna hear no fuckin' shit and I don't give a shit. You owe me a car.

I met one of my best friend's co-workers for the first time the other day and we bonded over remembering Mantenga's line: "He was a mook, but he was my mook."

I met one of my best friend's co-workers for the first time the other day and we bonded over remembering Mantenga's line: "He was a mook, but he was my mook."

You follow the jewelry? You get jewelry wearers and jewelry dealers. You follow the Ambien? You don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you.

You follow the jewelry? You get jewelry wearers and jewelry dealers. You follow the Ambien? You don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you.

The Undertaker's cameo as one of the bounty hunters really fucked me up as a kid. I didn't understand how a zombie could be cast in a movie. I just figured he was kept in a coffin when he wasn't wrestling.

The Undertaker's cameo as one of the bounty hunters really fucked me up as a kid. I didn't understand how a zombie could be cast in a movie. I just figured he was kept in a coffin when he wasn't wrestling.

Keep 'em comin', Gleep Glop!