"Don't make the water too hot, the scabs come right off…" Or something to that effect.

She's gawt room fah yah balls, pal!

She's gawt room fah yah balls, pal!

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

You know, just two adults gettin' a stew on, man.

You know, just two adults gettin' a stew on, man.

You mean a sausage in the mouth?

You mean a sausage in the mouth?

Slam-ception. We have to go meaner.

Slam-ception. We have to go meaner.

You're excited? Feel these nipples!

You're excited? Feel these nipples!

Best screen name ever.

Best screen name ever.

And white people be listening to NPR an' shit, amirite?

And white people be listening to NPR an' shit, amirite?

Happy Birthday Paulie.

Happy Birthday Paulie.

Probably my favorite thing I've seen here at the AVClub. And I was here for Elegant Victorian Lady.