They're putting me in something called "Hero Squad."

Oh God!

Oh God!

TBS. Very Crispy.

TBS. Very Crispy.

"Motherboy XXX" has the Motherboy theme at the end credits. This is my "Hot Cops."

"Motherboy XXX" has the Motherboy theme at the end credits. This is my "Hot Cops."

Can't you keep my hand to yourselves?

Can't you keep my hand to yourselves?

Well, excuse me Judge Reinhold, but I have no idea.

Well, excuse me Judge Reinhold, but I have no idea.

"A technician close to God?"

"A technician close to God?"

There's an extra dick left over to go in an ear! Woo hoo!

There's an extra dick left over to go in an ear! Woo hoo!

Nothing But Trouble WAS horribly creepy. Dan Aykroyd peeling off his face? Greetings, Nightmare Fuel, come right in!

Nothing But Trouble WAS horribly creepy. Dan Aykroyd peeling off his face? Greetings, Nightmare Fuel, come right in!

Arizona moon keeps shinin'…
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OF BALLS.

Arizona moon keeps shinin'…
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OF BALLS.

These pretzels…are making my face itch.