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Governor Tankerbell
avclub-43b65ec0fcf8be9f52da06cb016cd11c--disqus

Ha! Me too!

Ha! Me too!

Well, you would know.

Well, you would know.

Dissent! I didn't buy that ending. I don't believe that Batman would leave Gotham in the hands of an ordinary beat cop. He doesn't have the skills or expertise required. He'd die his first night out. That made no sense to me. There will always be criminals. Does that mean that Robin John Blake has to leave Gotham for

Dissent! I didn't buy that ending. I don't believe that Batman would leave Gotham in the hands of an ordinary beat cop. He doesn't have the skills or expertise required. He'd die his first night out. That made no sense to me. There will always be criminals. Does that mean that Robin John Blake has to leave Gotham for

Gotham's a shitty sports town. Like Atlanta.

Gotham's a shitty sports town. Like Atlanta.

What about trick-ass marks? Or scally-whops? Where do they come in?

What about trick-ass marks? Or scally-whops? Where do they come in?

John Cusack preparing: "Aroooo!"

John Cusack preparing: "Aroooo!"

He can't do his werk!

He can't do his werk!

Cop: "Were you masturbating, Mr. Willard?"

Cop: "Were you masturbating, Mr. Willard?"

Joke Redacted.

Joke Redacted.

Need an Ancient One?
Why Not Cthulhu?

Need an Ancient One?
Why Not Cthulhu?