Bruce Willis was dead the whole time…he was shooting Live Free or Die Hard.

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time…he was shooting Live Free or Die Hard.

Opening line of dialogue: "Cerabernga, dude! Hand me some lasagna!"

Opening line of dialogue: "Cerabernga, dude! Hand me some lasagna!"

Real greaseball shit…

Real greaseball shit…

RAPIST COMMENTING! DON'T GET RAPED!

RAPIST COMMENTING! DON'T GET RAPED!

If one of the other movies commits suicide, they all pass though, right?

If one of the other movies commits suicide, they all pass though, right?

"Yours? Or Leighton Meester's?"

"Yours? Or Leighton Meester's?"

Tea for dong!

Tea for dong!

Old Detriot has a cancer. The cancer is Sarcoidosis.

Old Detriot has a cancer. The cancer is Sarcoidosis.

That's right folks it's…*audience yells* ALL! IN! THE! GAME!

A ballpoint banana! Oops, wrong thread.

A ballpoint banana! Oops, wrong thread.

It's 2012, Posh Spaz. Ladies can do anything they put their minds to. Why, one day, a lady could fap in the Oval Office!