Your celestials…they'll have to wait outside!  We don't want them here!

Is this your lightsaber, Mistah Hearst?

Is this your lightsaber, Mistah Hearst?

Do not put unauthorized spice on the goddamn meeting table! That's all the fuck we need.

Do not put unauthorized spice on the goddamn meeting table! That's all the fuck we need.

As far as makin' your way into the princess, act averse to foul language…and partial to blue milk. :-)

As far as makin' your way into the princess, act averse to foul language…and partial to blue milk. :-)

This wasn't no nerfherdin' bullshit, this had the feel of a put up job. And bloodshed, in my cantina, that I ain't approved…it puts me off my feed.

This wasn't no nerfherdin' bullshit, this had the feel of a put up job. And bloodshed, in my cantina, that I ain't approved…it puts me off my feed.

Welcome to fuckin' Tatooine! Can be combative!

Welcome to fuckin' Tatooine! Can be combative!

A ballpoint banana boat!

A ballpoint banana boat!

Ha-ha-hacienda?

Ha-ha-hacienda?

K.G. Bird? No, no, no! Schmidlap's the name, ol' boy! Commodore Schmidlap!

K.G. Bird? No, no, no! Schmidlap's the name, ol' boy! Commodore Schmidlap!

P. N. Guin?

P. N. Guin?

wtf is hubris? lol