Birds of a feather flock together,
so do pigs and swine.
Rats and mice have their chance,
as will I have mine.

Wait until you see the scene when 7 and 5 bring out the double-ended dildo. Deja vu all over again.

What about Timur Behekdkdoakdov? He's good too.

I've gotta admit, I was really scared watching that scene where Harry and Dumbledore go into that zombie cave looking for the first homunculus.

@Sadsad

I wouldn't trust the FBI to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

I think the next kill will be made by….Ben Richards!

I'm not your compadre, kindred spirit.

@ ElDan

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Warning: Mayostard expires before Mustardayonnaise.

What? Jewish people can't work in a factory? Whatcha got against Factory/Jew fraternization?

Thank ya, my good man!

Double Double Stuff Racing League post. Nice.

Tell Bret Hart I love him.

Jason Statham is Slamfist Rocksmash in Lick Race.

Man, I was really nervous watching that scene when Harry and Dumbledore were in that zombie cave going after the first Hydrox.

ARTHUR PEWTY! It's time to pull your finger out…and grab a Golden Oreo!

That's Mike Judge? I thought it was Cal Ripken Jr.

I will tell you, having married a non-practicing Mormon girl, the recruitment and indoctrination can be insidious. The Mormons that I have met have all been great people with good families and stable lives, but just underneath there's a compulsion, not a desire but an irrestistable need, to convert everyone. I had the…