This reminds me of John Oswald's "plunderphonic" song "Pretender", which slows down Dolly Parton singing "The Great Pretender":

There actually were two women (one a medical doctor) who testified:

Yikes.  It's hard to imagine her parents approving of this.  I agree with you, she is very cute.

There is an older actress with the same name who married Fred Savage: