You may want to just lay down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be much less painful than the neurotoxin.

Look deep into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

Look deep into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

Have any of you pitiful Jedi game?

Have any of you pitiful Jedi game?

Leslie Knope couldn't have said it any better.

Leslie Knope couldn't have said it any better.

*slams book shut*

*slams book shut*

And Tio Salamanca.

And Tio Salamanca.

Notably not off the list: Joss Whedon. Just saying.

Notably not off the list: Joss Whedon. Just saying.

I made an Alton Brown brined turkey one year. It was absolutely perfect.

I made an Alton Brown brined turkey one year. It was absolutely perfect.

Wow, there really is nothing to say about a 40-degree day.

Wow, there really is nothing to say about a 40-degree day.

"Are you supposed to be a sheep?"

"Are you supposed to be a sheep?"

Pleashe.