But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing…Lenny, you will have saved the afternoons of millions of moviegoers.

I'll see you IN HELL before I apologize!

I'll see you IN HELL before I apologize!

How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable 
Seem to me all the pilots of this network

How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable 
Seem to me all the pilots of this network

You're in for surprise
You're in for a shooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAck

You're in for surprise
You're in for a shooooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAck

Do people seriously argue that? It's maybe top 10.

Do people seriously argue that? It's maybe top 10.

Attention Bajoran workers! Civil Defense is a classic. Your resistance to it is hopeless.

Attention Bajoran workers! Civil Defense is a classic. Your resistance to it is hopeless.

I hope this doesn't turn you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.

I hope this doesn't turn you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.

What would happen if you microwaved and then ate a Jamiroquai CD?

What would happen if you microwaved and then ate a Jamiroquai CD?

Lacuna Coil: the rich man's Evanescence.

Lacuna Coil: the rich man's Evanescence.

Oh Bwuunhilde, you're so wovewyyyyy

Oh Bwuunhilde, you're so wovewyyyyy

I never thought anything would be funnier than the latter-season Heroes reviews, but here we are. I've never even seen Glee.