I never thought anything would be funnier than the latter-season Heroes reviews, but here we are. I've never even seen Glee.

If there's anyone in the NFL who can eat more bags of dicks than Tebow, it's Ben Roethlisberger.

If there's anyone in the NFL who can eat more bags of dicks than Tebow, it's Ben Roethlisberger.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus He softens up pretty fast. He's sort of an asshat when he gets started, on account of DS9 not really operating like the Enterprise, which serves an important plot function in differentiating DS9 for the TNG audience that they were trying to grab.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus He softens up pretty fast. He's sort of an asshat when he gets started, on account of DS9 not really operating like the Enterprise, which serves an important plot function in differentiating DS9 for the TNG audience that they were trying to grab.

@avclub-0806ebf2ee5c90a0ca0fd59eddb039f5:disqus  TNG Worf =/= DS9 Worf. TNG Worf was kind of a crappy character whenever he wasn't carrying the plot. DS9 Worf makes everything better.

@avclub-0806ebf2ee5c90a0ca0fd59eddb039f5:disqus  TNG Worf =/= DS9 Worf. TNG Worf was kind of a crappy character whenever he wasn't carrying the plot. DS9 Worf makes everything better.

I can. It would be a lot like The Schizoid Man.

I can. It would be a lot like The Schizoid Man.

"Somehow, I wasn't expecting to win."

"Somehow, I wasn't expecting to win."

And scissors beats paper! Kif, we have a conundrum.

And scissors beats paper! Kif, we have a conundrum.

Please note that the main riff from Smells Like Teen Spirit is uncomfortably close to the chorus riff of More Than A Feeling.

Please note that the main riff from Smells Like Teen Spirit is uncomfortably close to the chorus riff of More Than A Feeling.

Only with semen.

Only with semen.

There's a surprising shortage of h8

There's a surprising shortage of h8

It's the title we deserve, but not the title we need right now.