"I can't help it, it's like a disease!" [texts]

I loved Ice Pirates. Maybe that's not a crime, I don't know, I haven't watched it since I was 12.

I loved Ice Pirates. Maybe that's not a crime, I don't know, I haven't watched it since I was 12.

The photo should have been Mars with the big red NO.

That Natur record pleases me. Like The Sword with a few actual twists.

That Natur record pleases me. Like The Sword with a few actual twists.

You either die of cancer, or you live long enough to see yourself become an asshat.

You either die of cancer, or you live long enough to see yourself become an asshat.

God help me, I thought it said Bret Hart, then got really excited, and now not so much.

God help me, I thought it said Bret Hart, then got really excited, and now not so much.

That reference is so 2012.

That reference is so 2012.

"I had absolutely nothing to do with this."

"I had absolutely nothing to do with this."

This was a perfectly nice obit, and you had to go Mitt all over it.

This was a perfectly nice obit, and you had to go Mitt all over it.

And all ice cream will be Dippin' Dots.

And all ice cream will be Dippin' Dots.

And every time show a little improvement
To show it all would take too long
We need a montage!

And every time show a little improvement
To show it all would take too long
We need a montage!